I came home tonight, parked up took my food out the car and was greeted by my new neighbour on his door step with “you know how to work the boiler?!”.

Now, i’m not a gas man…. do I LOOK like a gas man ?

If he had the same one as me, then maybe I could help. “Whats type is it ?” I asked, “Erm, square” he said.

So, I opened the door, dropped my food on the door mat, locked up and wandered over… having had a look at it, I came back and thought… I just walked into a complete strangers house !!

What the hell ?!

[boiler was broken by the way]